Ode to Facebook

Oh Facebook, how I love you so.

Thanks to you I spend many a free moment perusing your pages.

Thanks to you I not only have a virtual farm, but now I, myself am a virtual person, leading a life of glam and adventure thanks to Sorority Life, and now I have not one, but two virtual aquariums, both of which require cleaning and maintenance, and cause me to feel guilty if I don't feed my virtual fish in time and they die a virtual death. :)

However, dear Facebook, you have also helped me to connect with old friends, and get better acquainted with new ones. So you see, Facebook, all of my time spent with you is not in vain.

Oh Facebook, whatever am I going to do with you?